you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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