I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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