I wanna bring you to show and tell
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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