Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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