you turned your livingroom into a bong?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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