A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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