??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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