he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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