i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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