Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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