i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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