He disabled his match.com account in front of me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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