just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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