he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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