Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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