There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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