doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
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I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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