talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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