Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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