his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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