i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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