The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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