her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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