you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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