You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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