You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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