Fuck appropriateness.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
