Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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