I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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