That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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