Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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