Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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