Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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