she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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