The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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