Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
