i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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