You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Randomize
