Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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