His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my shit smells like andre
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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