dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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