he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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