Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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