I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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