"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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