i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
you never un-have a 4some
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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