why didn't you poke me back
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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