they need to just BURY HIM!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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