If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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