Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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