And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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