Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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