so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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