Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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