you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize