so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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