I need help removing her.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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