Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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